tltty:

bible has the word bi in it so gay is ok!!

thatsoratchet:

true luv

thatsoratchet:

true luv

wwiao:

my mom seriously used the “adam and eve, not adam and steve” line the other day when trying to tell me that homosexuality is abnormal i felt so embarrassed for her

satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be crocs
satan: let there be One Direction fans
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

kevinmchale-s:

did somebody say creme brulee? 

myspacefamosity:

if i had a penis i would have a boner right now