February 2012
mom: why are you crying alone in your room
bewaretheslaughteredlamb asked: why the fuck did you reblog dat?
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
annawintour:
freezingthetip:
perfectboyfriendbot:
canadians ARE weird
wow i hate canada lmao they’re dumb
gaymzee:
i[im]m g[gay]ay
adele, werent you ever taught that water puts fire out?
dadblog:
why doesn’t everyone just fall in love with me
lolinternets:
shorturl:
i am a hit with the ladies
-Chris Brown
kid: welcome to texas
teacher: I'M FROM TEXAS STOP WELCOMING ME TO TEXAS
switching between food network, and weight loss shows.
cytoplasms:
brunettes > blondes
adolfphin:
Bruno Earth
ask questions? ill answer honestly. →
idiotblogger:
Cause you know i’d walk 1000 miles if i could just have tacobell, tonight
blacktimtebow:
i don’t fuck to slow jams, i only fuck to kidz bop
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
i know a DJ that got a second job as a farmer, he makes mad beets!
jewschool:
damn vanessa hudgens could get it
