January 2012
1 tag
December 2011
every girls to be honest: tbh, we dont talk much, but youre really pretty and nice :)
blog less, gain followers.
me: remember that time..
person w amnesia: no
vocaroo:
what normal teenagers do when their parents leave the house
blast music, have parties, go out, invite friends over, etc
what i do when my parents leave the house
put a tiara on my dog and rename him “princess cinnamon”
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
mormonhub:
i set my mum’s desktop background to this
i might change back to rektum soon
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
Finland: Can I borrow a stick of butter?
Norway: No
i have a date with my boyfriend and neopets tonight, sounds perfect
1 tag
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
holigay:
even my shampoo is in a relationship…
i hate white people obsessed with ufos
bored
moodylesbian:
still want ryan gosling to throw me against a wall and cause a head trauma while having sex with me
crystalmath:
i want to be one of those people who blow up buildings (not a terrorist)
my dog: *rolls in her poop*
my dog: *runs into my room and sits on my pillow*
ericwhoreman:
when I start typing with structure and accuracy it means I haven’t slept in days and I have taken a bunch of drugs in attempt to be able to sleep.
edwad:
the girl with the dragging tattoo
